Snooki vs. Tanorexic Mom

The Oompa Loompas are running amok in New Jersey. Snooki recently called Patricia Krentcil, aka Tanorexic Mom, a "crazy bitch."  Krentcil fired back and called Snooki the "biggest asshole in the world" and went on to say, "she's fake, she's fat, her t*ts are fake and she's disgusting." So eloquent. Willy Wonka has quite the feud on his hand here. I'd have to side with Snooki for once though. Krentcil also said her critics are "fat, ugly and jealous" of her. She's one step closer to that TLC reality show i'm betting she gets.

As expected, Krentcil was spoofed on Saturday Night Live by SNL vet Kristen Wiig, who came out with orange skin that had smoke rising around it from being freshly fake baked. Watch the funny and fairly spot on impression below. And speaking of Kristen Wiig, this could possibly be her final season on SNL.

Tanning Salon Mom

So there's this talking leather couch, I mean New Jersey mother, accused of bringing her five year old daughter into a tanning booth. I have no idea whether that is true or not. The real story is the mother herself. This tanorexic 44-year-old looks 64 and should be the new poster woman for over-tanning. Is that a word? I just made it up now if not. It really should be a word in certain places (Ahem, New Jersey). And I fully expect her to get a reality show on TLC...or at least be featured on an episode of My Crazy Obsession or My Strange Addiction.

She thinks she looks like a Barbie doll/princess (one who was deep fried?) and says in interviews that there is nothing wrong with tanning and that she loves to tan...just to clarify for those of you who can't tell. And I love that she got all done up before taking her mugshot. She outlined her lips with a black Sharpie...apparently that is the only thing that will penetrate the layer of alligator skin.

I personally think Willy Wonka needs to do a headcount in the factory.