Tanning Salon Mom

So there's this talking leather couch, I mean New Jersey mother, accused of bringing her five year old daughter into a tanning booth. I have no idea whether that is true or not. The real story is the mother herself. This tanorexic 44-year-old looks 64 and should be the new poster woman for over-tanning. Is that a word? I just made it up now if not. It really should be a word in certain places (Ahem, New Jersey). And I fully expect her to get a reality show on TLC...or at least be featured on an episode of My Crazy Obsession or My Strange Addiction.

She thinks she looks like a Barbie doll/princess (one who was deep fried?) and says in interviews that there is nothing wrong with tanning and that she loves to tan...just to clarify for those of you who can't tell. And I love that she got all done up before taking her mugshot. She outlined her lips with a black Sharpie...apparently that is the only thing that will penetrate the layer of alligator skin.

I personally think Willy Wonka needs to do a headcount in the factory.

Random TV Stuff

My Strange Addiction on TLC is so hard to believe as being real, but apparently it is. Its oddly fascinating what some of these people do, just like Hoarders. One episode has a guy who is in a committed relationship with his car. And yes, he makes out with it and they have a favorite song. Another has a woman who is addicted to drinking gasoline. I think TLC should hook them up, they would make the perfect couple. Their kid could become addicted to licking car tires covered in gasoline.  Seriously though, its sad and hopefully TLC helps them kick their addictions.

One of the best shows on TV, The Walking Dead reached a new level of shock and excitement on Sunday. Shane, one of the main characters, was killed off. And then turned into a walker/zombie and killed off again. The Walking Dead wants people to know that nobody is safe, so this shocking move worked. He wasn't bit by a zombie, so the assumption is anyone who dies can come back to life as a zombie, with it being airborne. There is only one episode left this season, and all hell breaks loose on the farm when it becomes overrun by zombies.