Justin Bieber Gets A DUI; World Celebrates

Following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber was arrested for a DUI after drag racing in Miami Beach, Florida. He had alcohol, weed, and prescription drugs in his system. The feeling I got upon hearing this news was akin to when I heard that Osama Bin Laden had been caught and Kim Jong-Il died. Hopefully the judge makes him go to jail until he completes puberty in about 5 years. #DeportBieber has been trending on Twitter, as well as #FreeJustinBieber. The #FreeJustinBieber is mainly: 1. Teen/tween girls. or 2. People wondering why its trending, therefore causing it to do so more. #DeportBieber is winning. Please deport him to North Korea if possible.

Take a look at the mugshot, where he seems all happy:

Bieber would make a great prison bitch, as evidenced by the look on his face while being faced with the judge, no longer so happy:

In an update, surveillance video of the police chasing his drag racing car has been released. He's not very good at it.